Return From the Black Lagoon

Yet another last minute business trip. Thankfully this one at least resulted in a happy customer.

I've had a headache for 2 days now. I've got more work to do than ever. I'm more confused than ever about what to do about buying a new house. We want a new house. We want to move. People want money for houses. There in lies my problem.

A few random silly things from my trip.

• I can never use Aquafresh toothpaste. It's far to close in name to the Aquaflush urinals at the plant where I was working.

• Others on this planet share my use of bad puns. For example when driving through Horn Lake, MS. Me: "Why in the world is that guy honking?" Co-worker: "Well, it is Horn Lake."

• After a conversation about Apple using Intel chips in the new Mac - Me: "Wow, just think of all the angry Mac users jumping out of Windows." I swear I didn't know what I was saying.

One last thing, I am taking denotations for my new house fund, any amount is welcome.