We Have Bricks and a Realtor

We have a new house with bricks and an old house with a for sale sign in the yard. I still have not received a phone call from the nut that put me through such torture. I had a missed call on my phone yesterday from his wife, but no message. I'm not even sure if I'd answer if I did catch the call. What do we have to talk about? They agony they caused for 2 weeks, only to back out an hour before closing. I'm not really in the mood to relive those memories quite yet. I do still have his earnest money. I'm thinking I should keep that. He backed out, I paid for a pest inspection, found an apartment, plus whatever the lawyer charges. I'm just waiting for the phone call begging for that back. Wait, I mean demanding. That's all he does is demand things.

My favorite phone call is where he accused me of running a scam. I was trying to sell my house and cheating people out of earnest money. He knew I'd done it several times. I have no clue where he got his made up information. He then threatened to serve papers on me. "For what?" I asked. His brilliant response, "I don't have to tell you!". You know, with logic like that, how do fight it.

I could go on for hours about the crazy stuff he pulled. Things like accusing me of taping his phone calls, avoiding the draft, hiring a crooked lawyer, and several other wild things with not a shred of truth to them. Oh yeah, be warned, I have it on his authority, the draft is coming back. Remember you heard it here first.