They Must Be Joking

Ok get this, yesterday's horoscope says I should expect a great night, fortune and love are coming my way. It was an average night and the bank account is the same as the day before. Today's outlook says I will have financial worries. What kind of yo-yo ride am I on? Rich one day broke the next? Am I trading junk bonds in the 80's? Not that the alignment of the plants has ever meant a thing in the world to me other than the tides, I'd at least like a little consistency in the predictions and not so much up and down.

In other news, wait, I have no other news. The house is still progressing, we have a yard, dead as it may be. We have parts of a fence that I hope they've moved to the right place and work continues on the inside.