A Post About a Comment to a Post

I had a comment. If anyone can decipher it for me, please do. It's as follows:

The Conversational Balloonists said...
'Appen, 'ow is thou, Wow Shirto?The weather don a saft cap and play elop with the strawberry pop-filled font. Opinions please, mac boo-boo and aflaso in time of past and breakfast cliche. Never kiss your reflection in a lake of wergont. Perhaps Silly Sally, for that is I, can take you by your petal and blast out a sharp piss. Buy my book. It took me a whole autumn to vonk out black verdy.Love you.Leave you.Extract your idea and carve a potty-shaped doris from indian heritage.Silly Sally

Sara told me to delete it. I'm not sure what to do, but what I do know, is that if you have Matt read it outloud, along with other posts from their site, it's hilarious.