Speaking of Death

I saw a sign yesterday, it said "Buy 3, Get 1 Free". No big deal right? If we are talking about shoes, dishes, anything like that, it's no big deal. We are talking about cemetery plots, and right outside the cemetery they have a big yellow sign with the advertisement. Do you really want to know that you got your cemetery plot 25% off, and is the free space like in the bad part of cemetery? I bet there is a root that will poke you in the back for all eternity.