Monday Morning Dog Poop

Literally, Monday morning dog poop. I discovered it this morning on my shoe. It must have been my parting gift for letting the dog out this morning. It wasn't even my dogs poop. I don't think so anyway. I didn't give it smell test or anything, but I pick his up. The dog and I have a close relationship, I carry his poop. How much closer can you be?

Have I mentioned I really want to move so the dog will have a backyard again so he can poop where he wants and I don't have to carry around plastic bags?