For Once I Agree With PETA

For the most part I regard P.E.T.A. as standing for "people eating tasty animals". I think they are often nuts, and rank up there the Sierra club and Green Peace. I think the original mission of the groups were good, but they've went, shall we say a little wonky.

Last year when it came to the beaching the SS Norway, I found myself agreeing with Green Peace. Now that Michael Vick has proven to be a moron, I find myself agreeing with PETA. Such a scary thought. For once they are right, he's done terrible things and deserves probably much more punishment than what the courts can legally give him.

So far, I haven't found myself agreeing with the Sierra Club, I still they are nuts who try and kill people by putting metal spikes in trees to stop loggers chain saws and put metal barbs on desert race tracks to stop dirt bikes and ATV's. They seem to feel that killing the logger with a snapping chain saw blade or killer the dirt bike rider when he crashes, is fair enough to save a tree. Like I said, I agree with the core mission, we should not cut every tree on the earth, but they shouldn't be allowed to kill people to prove a point.

Sorry, that was off topic, maybe we should sick the Sierra Club on Michael Vick?

Think Lindsay Is Getting Nervous?

First Paris Hilton, drunk driving, then jail.

Now Nicole Richie, drunk driving, drugs, and going to jail.

Can we get three out of three and send Lindsay to jail also?

Except this time, just keep her there.

I Did Not Need The Confirmation

I did not need the confirmation this morning that all of North Alabama has forgotten how to drive in the rain. 7 wrecks on 1 road within a few miles of each other. 7! There are Hollywood action movies with fewer car accidents. Just makes me look forward to the drive home. Now where is my tank?

At Least She Drives a "Safe" Car

If you are going to drive like a maniac at least drive a safe car, like the Volvo SUV that tried to run me off the road and then to rear end me down Hughes road. I suppose a Hummer might be a better choice, it would give you a better chance of going over someone.

I could tell she was going to a bad driver as I watched her turn onto the highway, no turn signal, and rather erratic lane changes, she was hard to spot I tell you. Then the entire way down Hughes road she is on the bumper of my car. I'm already going about 45 in a 40. Yes, Madison police, people speed on Hughes Road, please ignore that fact. Anyway, that's as fast as I can go without worrying about a ticket or running over the car in front of me. I guess that was not fast enough for her.

My only joy out of this was the fact I can downshift quickly and slow down without touching my brakes, ha, serves her right. It also got her to back off some, but I could see her in the rear view mirror, she was still wanting to go much faster and still driving as bad as ever.

Why all the rush? She had to get her small child who is the back seat to the school to meet some other kids. The back seat is the safest place for a child, but I'm sure he'd be safer in another car.

Ouch

I'm sick today. I'm convinced it's Cholera. Never mind that neither Sara nor the doctor agrees. I'm sure it is.

Just My Little Protest

Put Paris back in jail!

Enough said.

Should I Feel Dirty?

I have a nifty new camera phone that I have a nifty new belt clip. It occurred to me as I just left my desk to go to the bathroom, how often I now take a camera into the bathroom. That's just not right.